In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
I question people’s taste in clothing
Why are the people you know eating clothing?
Stop trying to make this a famous post, it’s not gonna happen.
If 5 notes doesn’t count as famous, I dunno what does.
“have you ever loved somebody more than anything but they just annoy you so much at the same time like holy shit”
yeah my fucking mom
when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.
we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.
Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
I made you all a transparent peanut butter spoon
ALL HAIL THE PB
This should be on every fitblr.
Who robbed the tampon factory?
SOME BLOODY CUNT
are you fucking serious
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