never going down, never giving up

hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:34:23 -0400

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

If I was a guy for a day,

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:34:05 -0400

thecolorplaid:

I would:

Masturbate.

Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.

Walk around the house naked.

Pee behind a building.

Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.

Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”

Stare at my penis.

Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:33:42 -0400

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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i-say-bazingaaa: A Positive blog that you will love!

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:51:52 -0400

i-say-bazingaaa:

A Positive blog that you will love!

andsoheismyjohn: nipsterchapel: zmilak: what if we all get boyfriends next year

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:51:39 -0400

andsoheismyjohn:

nipsterchapel:

zmilak:

what if we all get boyfriends next year

a haiku about most of my pencils

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:51:28 -0400

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

jaclcfrost:

a second ago

had you a second ago

what the fucking shit

no more like:

two seconds ago

you were on my fucking desk

who the fuck stole you

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:48:57 -0400

makemestfu: So relatable blog :)

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:48:21 -0400

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

i-say-bazingaaa: A Positive blog that you will love!

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:48:06 -0400

i-say-bazingaaa:

A Positive blog that you will love!

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chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:12:25 -0400

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

hitlers-underpants: imwithchang: hitlers-underpants: jac157on: I question people’s taste in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:15:02 -0400

hitlers-underpants:

imwithchang:

hitlers-underpants:

jac157on:

I question people’s taste in clothing

Why are the people you know eating clothing?

Stop trying to make this a famous post, it’s not gonna happen.

If 5 notes doesn’t count as famous, I dunno what does.
#sarcasm

onedirectioncutefacts: “have you ever loved somebody more than anything but they just annoy you so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:52:23 -0400

onedirectioncutefacts:

“have you ever loved somebody more than anything but they just annoy you so much at the same time like holy shit”
yeah my fucking mom

andrysb24: when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:52:11 -0400

andrysb24:

when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”

earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:51:57 -0400

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

drrtyfilthygorgeous: only-slightly-insane: finn-stagram: orangemuses: why don’t murderers just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:51:43 -0400

drrtyfilthygorgeous:

only-slightly-insane:

finn-stagram:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010

excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.

we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.

Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.

just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:43:11 -0400

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time